Three senior operators.
One opinion: fixing
beats reporting.
We left FTSE-250 teams, Series-B SaaS, and boutique agencies to build Grabfruits because clients kept asking us the same thing: "Can someone just fix it?" So we rebuilt the intake, the team, and the contract around that one question.
Built for the businesses we used to wish we worked with.
The agency we couldn't find.
After a decade inside FTSE-250 teams, Series-B SaaS, and boutique shops, we kept hearing the same line from founders: "I'm paying €5k a month and all I get is a PDF." The discipline we loved had turned into deliverables theater — long decks, polished dashboards, zero impact on the number that actually matters.
So we rebuilt it from the intake in.
We rebuilt the intake. Our scanner finds in 60 seconds what manual audits miss in days. We rebuilt the team. No juniors doing senior work — three operators who've already shipped the thing you're about to ask us to do. We rebuilt the contract. 30-day rolling, outcome clauses baked in, a single number you can point at every month.
And a few things we'll never do.
- Lock you in for twelve months so the logo stays on our deck.
- Send a vanity dashboard of 47 metrics that don't connect to revenue.
- Hide ad spend and media fees inside the retainer line.
- Assign you to a junior with a fancy title and a hand-off document.
- Report on rankings for keywords nobody in your market types.
- Promise an outcome we haven't already shipped for someone else.
Four weeks from scan to shipped fixes.
Onboarding isn't a questionnaire PDF. It's a four-week sprint with a clear artifact at the end of each week — so you know, at every step, whether we're worth the retainer.
Scan.
AI scanner runs 60-second audit. Senior strategist reviews it the same day — not next quarter. You get raw findings, annotated.
Plan.
Priority list sized by impact and effort, with the tradeoffs written down. You approve what ships first, second, not-yet. No surprise invoices.
Fix.
We execute. Code, content, configs — whatever moves the needle. You watch in a shared Slack channel, not a quarterly business review.
Measure.
Numbers against the baseline we agreed in week 02. Not vanity metrics — the one the contract is tied to. Plan next month or part ways.
AI-speed analysis.
Human accountability.
You've seen the leaks.
Now meet the people
who fix them.
Our analysis is AI-fast. But every report lands in the hands of a senior strategist — not a dashboard. A real person reviews your site, calls you, and builds a plan. What big agencies charge $5–8k for, we do for free.
No pitch deck.
Just your numbers.
60-second scan. 15-minute call with a senior strategist. A written audit in your inbox within 48 hours. Decide after, not before.